The interwebs can be a very strange and bizarre place. There are some deep recesses of the internet where one may not want to venture. Weird products, crazy conspiracy theories, you name it- it is surely out there on the internet somewhere. Even popular websites like Amazon sell peculiar products. You probably will not stumble across these odd items if you are searching for a New York Time’s bestselling novel on Amazon, but if you look around you may come across some of these bizarre gems that we like to call “the Weirdest Things On Amazon.”
Check out our list of some of the weirdest things on Amazon!
1) Cherry Flavored Gummy Ham Legs
First up, we have these delicious (?) gummy ham legs. Yes, 2.2 lbs of gummy ham legs for only $11.50. According to the info section, these cherry flavored ham legs “are succulent!” Based on appearance alone, we are not so sure. We will have to take the company’s word for it though! These have to be some of the strangest things for sale on Amazon when it comes to food!
2) Yodeling Pickle
Here we have a yodeling pickle for the super low price of $11.87. Entertaining AND it comes with batteries. What a deal! Just press a button and this little pickle will yodel its heart (do pickles have hearts?) out. As if this product isn’t amusing enough on its own, check out some of these hilarious questions, answers, and reviews from Amazon customers.
Question: Does this thing work?
Answer: Mine has held two jobs since I first brought it home. The first was in construction, where it put in about 65 hours a week with no overtime for dirt pay. Eventually my wife and I talked it into going back to school. It graduated last year and applied for an internship at a startup in Silicon Valley. The company just posted it’s second quarter profits and it looks like our yodeling pickle now has a steady job with lots of opportunities for future growth. Best of all, it loves what it does. So yes, it works.
annnnd this hilarious review:
“My twelve year-old niece asked for the Justin Bieber CD for Christmas, so I bought her this yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference.”
or this one:
“The yodeling pickle in my house appears to be possessed. Whenever I put it away in the kitchen cupboard it mysteriously appears in the top drawer of my wife’s bedside table.”
3) Bacon Scented Mustache
Wearing a faux mustache is cool. Wearing a faux mustache that smells like BACON is out of this world awesome. And is extra manly. According to the manufacturer, this fabulous mustache is “the perfect thing to wear while woodworking, fishing or internalizing your emotions.” Best of all, it will only set you back $6.45. Saweeet. Check out this amusing review from an Amazon customer who was determined to give a full summary of the product:
“I have a sensitive nose, so I was a bit worried about the bacon scent. It’s not overpowering, but definitely present. It does get tiresome over time; but again, I have a pretty strong sense of smell.
The adhesive struck well, stayed in place for hours even while sweating, and I suffered no residue or blemishes/acne afterward. The hair is very soft, which was nice. The hairs are not long though, they are very short. If you are looking for a big bushy mustache, this is not the product for you. I preferred the short length because it didn’t get in the way with drinks or food, and was not itchy.”
Check out some of these amusing Amazon reviews:
“This sure made it easier to keep the droppings off my kitchen counters. Unfortunately the polka-dot pattern made my rottweiler, Hans, very upset. I am not sure if it was the color or the design. But it was almost impossible to keep Hans away from our beloved hen Purdue. There was some noise in the kitchen, and Purdue was gone for good by the time we got there. We did get enough feathers to stuff a cushion, and the diaper ended up making a nice hat for Mousie the cat.”
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